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2069 Pussy Pussy Destroyer 9000

Owned by@dillonmerx
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In the garageThe Pussy Palace
6Records
Jun 20, 2069Latest

  • Custom

    Full Litter Box Service

    At The Litter Box Spa

    Comprehensive litter box cleaning and refresh. Replaced with premium crystal litter. Bike smells pawsitively wonderful now.

    Jun 20, 2069 69 mi

  • Chain Service

    Gold Yarn Ball Chain Replacement

    At Yarn Barn Speed Shop

    Upgraded to premium gold yarn ball chain. 420% stronger and attracts cats from miles away. Meow.

    Jun 15, 2069 67 mi

  • Custom

    Emergency Catnip Refill

    At 24/7 Catnip Station

    Ran dangerously low on catnip. Had to make emergency roadside refill. Never let it get below half a tank again.

    Jun 9, 2069 64 mi

  • General Service

    Whisker Alignment Check

    At Whisker Works

    Annual whisker alignment inspection. Found one whisker 0.069mm out of spec. Realigned using laser precision equipment borrowed from a cat burglar.

    May 1, 2069 60 mi

  • Brake Service

    Fur-Lined Brake Pad Replacement

    At Paws & Brakes

    Replaced worn brake pads with new fur-lined ones. Stops 69% quieter now. Warning: sheds when hot.

    Apr 15, 2069 55 mi

  • Oil Change

    Synthetic Cat Tears Oil Change

    At Feline Lube Express

    Changed oil using premium synthetic cat tears (5W-MEOW). Bike purrs smoother now. Had to collect tears from 420 sad cats.

    Mar 1, 2069 42 mi